Never turn your back on a goat. H/T The Hashtag Game for creating this glorious addition to the internet.
1. Goats don’t expect you to talk–they expect you to die.
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— TheMuseumOfSoho (@mosoho)
2. And they’re not above going back in time to kill a bitch…
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— KeiraKensley (@Keira Kensley)
3. While proudly fucking shit up along the way.
— DrewLeGod (@lil cheddah)
4. Their hair is full of secrets.
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— itsWillyFerrell (@Not Will Ferrell)
5. And they strike fear into the hearts of every man, woman, and child.
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— TheSgtUltra (@TheSgtUltra)
6. Goats will body check you into oblivion.
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— NHLonNBCSports (@NHL on NBC)
7. And don’t think they won’t bench you.
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— ladbrokescomau (@Ladbrokes.com.au)
8. They’ll cut you.
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— NickTypesWords (@Nick Simmons)
9. And steal yo woman.
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— GeorgeMcCallum1 (@George McCallum)
10. Goats will cheat, lie, and steal their way to the top.
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— eddietemistokle (@Eddie Temistokle)
11. And won’t hesitate to pop a cap in your ass.
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— PaulMurphyBooks (@PaulM)
12. Because they like the way you die, boy.
— gwapstackszzz (@CREEP!! ;P)
13. They’ll proudly show you some skin.
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— CelebHush (@CelebHush)
14. Then frame you for murder.
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— rooftopfilmclub (@Rooftop Film Club)
15. They get off on being mutants.
— GathuTheMADKID (@Gathu TheMadKid)
16. Because they know they run the future.
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— clcsimon (@Simon Johnson)
17. Goats will search for the Fountain of Youth to maintain their hot physiques.
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— AboveAverage (@Above Average)
18. And dance all along the way.
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— rooftopfilmclub (@Rooftop Film Club)
19. They’ve made out with Tom Hanks.
— gcudave (@David McArthur)
20. And Ryan Gosling.
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— EverythingGoats (@Goats)
21. And they can play Kevin Costner better than Kevin Costner.
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— GatewayGrizzlie (@Gateway Grizzlies)
22. Goats proudly taught George Clooney how to be a professional goat-starer.
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— emekamcquade (@Emeka McQuade)
23. And they chopped off James Franco’s arm themselves.
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— LikeGoatsDaily (@ILikeGoatsDaily)
24. Goats aren’t supposed to eat chocolate, but they’ll do it anyway because they’re fucking goats.
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— MackLiddell (@Mackenzie Liddell)
25. And that won’t be the only thing they eat.
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— Laughing_Lyon (@Laughing Lyon)
26. They love playing games.
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— ImageNedeau (@Scott Nedeau)
27. And won’t hesitate to strangle a dog with their bare hooves.
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— Mister_Scarber (@Gerg Scarber)
28. But most importantly, goats really, really love orgies.
— AnthonyLee59 (@Onedirection Dad 5/5)
29. And being billionaire playboys with a damn agenda.
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— tastyoakley (@Lisa Oakley âœ—)