They say not to go food shopping on an empty stomach, because you’ll probably end up buying more than you really need. If that’s the case, then these people must have made the supermarket their first stop on the journey back home from the deserted island they’d been stranded on for months. That, or they decided buying a giant bag of cheese puffs would be cheaper than getting a new mattress. Check it out…
1.) Jumbo-Size Cheetos – No kidding!
2.) 50 lb Bag of Lucky Charms Marshmallows – They’re magically delirious.
3.) Big Bottle of Belvedere – This is what all alcohol looks like when you’re hungover.
4.) Titanic Toblerone Bar – The sophisticated way to eat a chocolate bar that’s half of your height.
5.) Giant Jar of Nutella – It’s the logical option.
6.) Shopping Cart Full of Nutella Jars – Compared to this, at least.
7.) Table Full of Fries – Marking your territory has never been so delicious.
8.) Two Fruit Roll-Ups, One Package – 6 feet of fun!
9.) Fla-vor-ice Box – Wow, a week’s supply of freeze pops!
10.) Humongous Pizza Pie – Not impressed? The “child’s” head is actually that of a veteran WNBA player.
11.) Dashboard Cookies – When life hands you extreme heat, bake cookies.
12.) Pizza Bath – Mama mia!
13.) Doritos Bath – Some people just take their grooming habits more seriously than others.
14.) Box of McNuggets – That’s preeeeetty big, but I can’t build an entire house out of that. Send it back.
15.) Pizza Fries – Try not to eat the basket along with it.
16.) Kinder Bueno Gelato – How much is a small? You know what? Never mind–I’ll take the whole thing.
17.) Insta-Taco Bag – Take it anywhere you’d like, as long as there’s a bathroom nearby.
18.) Cinnamon Roll Waffle – This might seem a bit over-the-top, but breakfast IS the most important meal of the day, you know.
(H/T BuzzFeed) It’s all so overwhelming. I think I’m going to draw a nice Doritos bath and have a nice, calming soak. The grease is great for your pores. Share this post like it’s a 50 lb bag of Lucky Charms marshmallows using the button below.